Let the Senate have pity upon these misguided,
but not wilfully wicked men.
HOUSE.
Mr. BANKS said he would offer a few observations upon Cuba.
The Speaker (who is coming out very strong as a comic presiding
officer,) said he would rather see BANKS square a circle than a Cuba
root. (He meant a cigar.) This sally was greeted with sickly smiles by
the members who wanted the floor.
Mr. BANKS went on to say that our course towards Cuba was not what was
due to her.
The Speaker begged to correct Mr. BANKS. His nautical friends assured
him that our course towards Cuba was due South to her.
Mr. BUTLER. This is bosh. Let us annex San Domingo. Nobody does anything
for another country without bonds--BANKS had Cuban bonds--he had the
bonds of San Domingo. Annex San Domingo, or else give him San Domingo.
The Comic Speaker said BUTLER ought to be put under bonds to keep the
peace. But perhaps it was superfluous, inasmuch as he always kept a
large piece anyhow.
The House, at this, put crape on its left arm and adjourned.
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COMIC ZOOLOGY.
GENUS, FALCO. SPECIES, BIRDOFREEDOM.
This magnificent American fowl, like the more domestic weathercock, may
often be seen wheeling through the air on the approach of a storm, and
exhibits unmistakable signs of exultation when it is going to thunder.
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