For me, I acted my proper part, which was to listen without
attempting to join in the conversation. Neither of them mentioned
the couplet, nor do I know that it ever passed for mine.
M. Simon appeared satisfied with my behavior; indeed, it was
almost all he saw of me in this interview. We had often met at Madam
de Warrens', but he had never paid much attention to me; it is from
this dinner, therefore, that I date our acquaintance, which, though of
no use in regard to the object I then had in view, was afterwards
productive of advantages which make me recollect it with pleasure.
I should be wrong not to give some account of his person, since from
his office of magistrate, and the reputation of wit on which he piqued
himself, no idea could be formed of it. The judge major, Simon,
certainly was not two feet high; his legs spare, straight, and
tolerably long, would have added something to his stature had they
been vertical, but they stood in the direction of an open pair of
compasses. His body was not only short, but thin, being in every
respect of most inconceivable smallness- when naked he must have
appeared like a grasshopper. His head was of the common size, to which
appertained a well-formed face, a noble look, and tolerably fine eyes;
in short, it appeared a borrowed head, stuck on a miserable stump.
He might very well have dispensed with dress, for his large wig
alone covered him from head to foot.
He had two voices, perfectly different, which intermingled
perpetually in his conversation, forming at first a diverting, but
afterwards a very disagreeable contrast.
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