EBOOK BEDRIDDEN AND THE WINTER OFFENSIVE ***
Produced by David Widger
DEEP WATERS
By W.W. JACOBS
CONTENTS:
BEDRIDDEN
THE WINTER OFFENSIVE
BEDRIDDEN
July 12, 1915.--Disquieting rumours to the effect that epidemic of
Billetitis hitherto confined to the north of King's Road shows signs of
spreading.
July 14.--Report that two Inns of Court men have been seen peeping over
my gate.
July 16.--Informed that soldier of agreeable appearance and charming
manners requests interview with me. Took a dose of Phospherine and went.
Found composite photograph of French, Joffre, and Hindenburg waiting for
me in the hall. Smiled (he did, I mean) and gave me the mutilated form
of salute reserved for civilians. Introduced himself as Quartermaster-
Sergeant Beddem, and stated that the Inns of Court O.T.C. was going
under canvas next week. After which he gulped. Meantime could I take in
a billet. Questioned as to what day the corps was going into camp said
that he believed it was Monday, but was not quite sure--might possibly be
Tuesday.
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