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"THE WEATHER.
'Fair generally: night frosts,' is the forecast for the next 24
months."--_Provincial Paper._
The best news for a long time.
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HOW TO BRIGHTEN VILLAGE LIFE.
"The exterior painting of the day school has been completed by the
Vicar, assisted by the caretaker. Their appearance is greatly improved
as a result."--_Provincial Paper._
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"---- HOTEL DINING-ROOM.
OPEN TO NON-RESIDENTS WITH ORCHESTRAL ACCOMPANIMENT."--_Jersey Paper._
Residents, we understand, need only bring their mouth (and other) organs.
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"Wanted, 'Cello (could reside in if desired)."--_Provincial Paper._
The housing problem solved at last.
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Smith Minor says he would rather be called Smith Secundus. There is a
pleasanter sound about that qualification just now.
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AT THE PLAY.
"A Night Out."
Everybody except myself seems to recall the fact that the late farce of
this name, adapted from _L'Hotel du Libre Echange_, ran for five hundred
nights before it expired.
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