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COMMERCIAL CANDOUR.
"Do not delay. The above coats will last only few hours."--_New Zealand
Star._
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"Mr. ---- highly recommends his Butler; left through death."--_Morning
Paper._
Should suit SIR OLIVER LODGE.
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"Black Waler Mare, 15-1, six years off, up to 14 stones, easy paces,
regularly ridden by a lady touched in wind."--_Weekly Paper._
This doesn't matter if the mare is all right.
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[Illustration: _Golfer_ (_to old lady who has established herself on the
border of the fairway_). "EXCUSE ME, MADAM, BUT DO YOU KNOW IT IS RATHER
DANGEROUS TO SIT THERE?"
_Old Lady._ "OH, THANK YOU VERY MUCH--BUT I'M SITTING ON A BIT OF MY
NEWSPAPER."]
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TO JAMES IN THE BATH.
Without the bolted door at muse I stand,
My restive sponge and towel in my hand.
Thus to await you, Jimmy, is not strange,
But as I wait I mark a woeful change.
Time was when wrathfully I should have heard
Loud jubilation mock my hope deferred;
For who, first in the bathroom, fit and young,
Would, as he washed, refrain from giving tongue,
Nor chant his challenge from the soapy deep,
Inspired by triumph and renewed by sleep?
Then how is this? Here have I waited long,
Yet heard no crash of surf, no snatch of song.
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