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"Punchinello, Volume 1, No. 17, July 23, 1870"


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INSPIRATION VS. PERSPIRATION.
Flannel, being an absorbent, has usually been recommended as the best
material for under-clothing in sweltering weather, such as that of the
present summer. An ingenious gentleman of this city, however, has
discovered that a full under-suit of blotting-paper is by far more
efficacious than flannel, and he has taken out a patent for the idea.
The article will not come under the denomination of dry goods.
* * * * *
THE RIGHT MAN.
A Brooklyn item states as follows:
"Justice LYNCH is to have a new court-house in the Twenty-first Ward."
Why in that Ward, only? Have we not a Fourth Ward here, in New York,
and a Sixth Ward, and an Eighth Ward, and a Seventeenth Ward? Judge
LYNCH is just the man needed in each and all of these wards, and he may
be found there yet.
* * * * *
STRANGELY COINCIDENTAL.
The Ice Panic and the Coolie Problem.


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