JENKINS
_skedaddles_.)
_Enter_ JENKINS _at side, looks carefully around, and finding the coast
clear, comes in, slings the organ on his back, and sings_:
I went, I went,
As meek as any lamb,
He took me, yes, he took me
For some other man.
_Curtain_.
(The manager should have the curtain in hand, because the last pathetic
song of JENKINS will no doubt be encored.)
Errata.--Before the word "played," in the fifth line, insert the words
"will be."
After the word "played," in the fifth line, insert the words, "if it is
ever played at all."
LOT.
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[Illustration: ILL-BRED DOGS.
WEST-POINTERS, SETTING AT A BLACKBIRD.]
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ON DORGS.
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Dorgs are very useful animals, especially when you have nothing handy
for dinner, and can get them to catch a rabbit for you.
A dorg is a very devoted animal, and should not be taxed, as its master
often is, by its various eccentricities--when it makes off with his
dinner, for instance, or leaves dental impressions on the meat in the
pantry.
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