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"Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 156, January 29, 1919"

"--_Daily Mail_.
Much correspondence will now doubtless take place, as it seems evident
that the Bolsheviks have sent their initial letter in reply.
* * * * *
GETTING OUT.
"If you belong to any of the following classes," said the
Demobilisation advertisement, "do nothing." So Lieut. William Smith
did nothing.
After doing nothing for some weeks he met a friend who said, "Hallo,
aren't you out yet?"
"Not yet," said William, looking at his spurs.
"Well, you ought to _do_ something."
So Lieut. William Smith decided to do something. He was a
pivotal-man and a slip-man and a one-man-business and a
twenty-eight-days-in-hospital man and a W.O. letter ZXY/999 man.
Accordingly he wrote to the War Office and told them so.
It was, of course, a little confusing for the authorities. Just as
they began to see their way to getting him out as a pivotal man,
somebody would decide that it was quicker to demobilise him as a
one-man-business; and when this was nearly done, then somebody else
would point out that it was really much neater to reinstate him as a
slip-man.


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